Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...