Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...