There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
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Repairing the phone
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Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Ideal Drinking Age
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Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Outrageous lying
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