How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...