I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...