What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.