Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
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Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
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Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.