Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...