You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...