How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....