How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
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Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!