yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...