Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...