Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...