Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...