This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
PC Support
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...