Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...