I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...