Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...