Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...