The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...