HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...