What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...