Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...