God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...