Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...