Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...