Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...