Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...