What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...