Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...