Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...