What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....