Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Army needs new recruits
|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...