Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...