Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...