When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
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On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Actual product instructions.
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An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
PC Support
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Connecticut Crazy Law
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