Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...