Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...