Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...