More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...