R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.