Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...