A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...