Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...