Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...