Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...