To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
I’m going to a lecture
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The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...