George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...