An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...